Do you need a good laugh? I suggest that you hang around senior citizens, aka: old people. Dennis and I do work hard on our yard, and it has been a long time since we have put anything back into the soil where the gardens are. We had a good supply of the granular Miracle Grow, and then another quantity was given to us. I went to Fleet and Farm and purchased a water hose-type feeder. Of course, it came with the container full of the granular Miracle Grow. We each read the instructions. Upon hooking up the hose to the feeder, we gave it a try. Immediately, both of us noticed how hard it was to keep the trigger pulled all the way back for good water distribution. Dennis took a turn and then I noticed he was motioning me to come to where he was. He pointed to the yellow button on top of the feeder. Pushed forward, there was no need to hold the trigger down manually. Hello!
The instructions said that a noticeably blue charged water would be distributed. We noticed nothing. I even got a white coffee cup and Dennis put some of the feeder water into it. The water in the white cup was clear. Had the product been in the store for such a long time that the Miracle Grow had totally hardened? After a good amount of time and water into the project, we started over. I shut off the water at the house and Dennis took the feeder off of the hose and screwed open the container. Hmm . . . there was a clear plastic seal on the top of the container.
The next two batches of application went off without a hitch.
If you need to have a good laugh, followed by rolling of the eyes and ending with the work “Seriously” . . . find some old farts and let the tears roll as you laugh your hinny off.